Suzy wore her dresses tight. And in a color that matched her Crocs.

I don't care what you have to say, Crocs are awesome!

Yes, the shoes!

Duh!

They're totally cool! Figuratively! Because they're awesome! And literally! Because they have air holes to let your feet breathe!

Crocs are comfortable and make you feel like you're walking on air!

If you don't like Crocs, you're just a hater! Because they're awesome!

Crocs make me think of summertime picnics and butterflies and sunshine and happy happiness!

POEM TIME!!!

Crocs! An Ode!

Crocs are awesome! Crocs are nice!

If you don't like Crocs, you probably hate your life!

Crocs are cool! Crocs are the best!

If you hate Crocs, you have no heart in your chest!

Crocs are snazzy! Crocs are fun!

If you can't have Crocs for both feet, you should at least have one!

Crocs are footwear! Crocs are shoes!

If you say something else bad about Crocs, you'll get the "I don't really have any good reasons other than I just don't like them, but Crocs are stupid!" blues!

POEM TIME OVER!!!

If I could own any pair of Crocs, they'd be these!

These are like the Crocs that Batman would wear around the Batcave before he goes off and fights The Joker! And, btw, The Joker doesn't wear Crocs! Because he's a bad guy!

You may disagree that Crocs are awesome! But you're wrong! Crocs are awesome!